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12月29日 farewell letter that won't be sent
Dear DLA Piper,
It has been one year since I first met you, and I kind of fell in love with you at the first sight. You don’t have very spacious offices, but they are cozy. You don’t have a very fancy logo, but it does look cute in simple blue and white. You don’t have a long glorious history like some other firms headquartered in London, but you are a rising young star with a promising future that I never doubt about. You don’t have poker-faced lawyers who talk in their incomprehensible jargons, but a team of approachable people with compassion, common sense and down-to-earth attitude.
Honestly I love the people here, the nice HR lady who first welcomed me to the office and is always ready to listen when I have a problem; the handsome managing partner who tends not to blame me even when he has a reason to; the marketing manager who has a cheerful smile and a positive heart; the French guy who gave me my first case and brought me on my first client meeting; the Spanish girl who is so beautiful and earnest that we can barely turn down her request for help; and young associates that dine together at the canteen on the 7th floor, we talk about almost everything…
I am leaving you not really because of some better choice elsewhere, but because I have been unhappy with my all round performance here, and desperately need a brand new start. I have been working on this torturous case that constantly has tiny issues popping up and need to be fixed. I helped client achieve their goals, but they don’t appreciate my efforts and blame me for faults committed by others. Apart from this pain in the ass, I am not as much involved in other deals and have been progressing really really slow. And as my working passion fails, I am frequently late in the morning, I don’t work hard enough and even become negligent sometimes. I hate this condition and have to pull myself out of this in a forceful way.
I didn’t properly say goodbye, because somehow I can’t make myself to. I pray in the slightest hope that you can understand and forgive my departure. Thank you for all that you have done for me, and I truly wish you a very prosperous future!
Best Wishes, Xiaoyi 12月9日 转自日月光华BBS joke版题记：我承认，我很无聊、很荒废、很不正经，在这本该去考八股、中状元、当大官的日子。。。笑话不知old否，请阅：
去女友的房间，她不在，我就在她床上乱翻，翻出一根胡萝卜！正巧女友回来了，我厉声质问她“这是怎么回事！”
被冤枉了的女友的回答——“这是昨天喂兔子剩下的”。说罢，从床下提出一只小兔子，然后哭个花枝乱颤. 喜欢吃零食的女友的回答——“我昨天买了当零食吃的，不行啊？”说罢，夺过胡萝卜，喀嚓咔嚓几口吃光了，证据被毁灭. 法律意识浓厚的女友的回答——“谁让你乱翻的？你侵犯个人隐私，我要去派出所告你！”说罢，夺过萝卜，放在一个塑料封口袋里，当作呈堂证供. 智慧型女友的回答——“它可能有其他一千五百种用途…”说罢，从床下翻出一本《中医药典》，翻到“胡萝卜”一章，声情并茂地朗诵起来. 文学细胞充足的女友的回答——“昨天梦回红楼，看贾府家宴上有一道蜜汁胡萝卜，一时心喜，从食堂顺了胡萝卜一根，准备今天做给你吃。”说罢，从床下拿出蜂蜜一瓶. 脑筋急转弯的女友的回答——“你猜一猜，我今天准备胡萝卜是有什么特别的用途的？猜对了有奖哦。”. 野蛮女友的回答——“靠，乱翻老娘的东西，想死啊！”说罢，一个旋风腿，加一顿王八拳，把我撂翻在地. IT女友的回答——“游戏机的手柄断了，我临时拿个胡萝卜代替的。”说罢，从床下拿出一个PS2，把胡萝卜插在断了的手柄上，开始玩起来. 浪漫糊涂型女友的回答——“没什么，我只是觉得这个胡萝卜好美好美哦，我好像在梦里见过它…”说罢，夺过胡萝卜，深情地凝望起来. 口笨无赖型女友的回答——“你竟敢这样怀疑我！拿个胡萝卜来冤枉我！我床上什么时候有这种东西了！”说罢，哭得满地打滚. 爱看三国的女友的回答——“日！老娘就知道你今天会乱翻，特意藏了一根胡萝卜，怎么样，中计了吧？”说罢，从床下拿出大棒子一根，把我打得满屋乱窜. 正文毕，下文是群众踊跃跟帖，请阅：
一楼：聊斋志异版——“其实，我是胡萝卜精，来报恩的，你手里的那根正是我和你的儿子”
二楼：哭曰——“５５５，买不起电动的啊”
三楼：尴尬——“我应该买的是黄瓜阿。。怎么变成胡萝卜了呢?”
四楼：更尴尬——“本来是根绿黄瓜的，用完之后就变红色了。。。”
后记：刚刚向父亲大人坦白了没去考公务员一事，他停顿半刻，略表遗憾，随即表示了理解与支持，我释然。 |
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